Mpulse
08-14-2007, 09:11 PM
Subject: Fw: High Tech Cowboy
A Texas cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very
attractive
woman.
He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a
moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No", he replies, "I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was
just
testing it.
The intrigued woman says, "a state-of-the-art watch?" "What's so special
about it?"
The cowboy explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."
The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."
The woman giggles and replies "Well it must be broken because I am
wearing
panties!"
The cowboy smiles, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast."
A Texas cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very
attractive
woman.
He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a
moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No", he replies, "I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was
just
testing it.
The intrigued woman says, "a state-of-the-art watch?" "What's so special
about it?"
The cowboy explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."
The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."
The woman giggles and replies "Well it must be broken because I am
wearing
panties!"
The cowboy smiles, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast."