Mpulse
08-17-2007, 08:56 PM
A man is strolling down the street in Mexico City
and kicks a bottle laying in the street. Suddenly, out
of the bottle comes a Genie.
The man is stunned and the Genie says, "Hello
master, I will grant you one wish, anything you
want."
The man begins thinking, "Well, I really like
drinking tequila."
Finally the man says, "I wish to drink tequila
whenever I want, so make me piss tequila."
The Genie grants him his wish. When the man gets
home he gets a glass out of the cupboard and pisses in
it.
He looks at the glass and it's clear. Looks like
tequila. Then he smells the liquid. Smells like
tequila. So, he takes a taste and it is the best
tequila he has ever tasted.
The man yells to his wife, "Consuelo, Consuelo,
come quickly!"
She comes running down the hall and the man takes
another glass out of the cupboard and pisses into it.
He tells her to drink, it is tequila.? Consuelo is
reluctant but goes ahead and takes a sip. It is the
best tequila she has ever tasted.
The two drink and party all night.
The next night the man comes home from work and
tells his wife to get two glasses out of the cupboard.
He proceeds to piss in the two glasses. The result
is the same, the tequila is excellent and the couple
drink until the sun comes up.
Finally Friday night comes and the man comes home
and tells his wife, "Consuelo grab one glass from the
cupboard and we will drink tequila."
His wife gets the glass from the cupboard and sets it
on the table.
The man begins to piss in the glass and when he
fills it his wife asks him, "But Pancho, why do we
need only one glass?"
Pancho raised the glass and says, "Because tonight my
love, you drink from the bottle!!"
and kicks a bottle laying in the street. Suddenly, out
of the bottle comes a Genie.
The man is stunned and the Genie says, "Hello
master, I will grant you one wish, anything you
want."
The man begins thinking, "Well, I really like
drinking tequila."
Finally the man says, "I wish to drink tequila
whenever I want, so make me piss tequila."
The Genie grants him his wish. When the man gets
home he gets a glass out of the cupboard and pisses in
it.
He looks at the glass and it's clear. Looks like
tequila. Then he smells the liquid. Smells like
tequila. So, he takes a taste and it is the best
tequila he has ever tasted.
The man yells to his wife, "Consuelo, Consuelo,
come quickly!"
She comes running down the hall and the man takes
another glass out of the cupboard and pisses into it.
He tells her to drink, it is tequila.? Consuelo is
reluctant but goes ahead and takes a sip. It is the
best tequila she has ever tasted.
The two drink and party all night.
The next night the man comes home from work and
tells his wife to get two glasses out of the cupboard.
He proceeds to piss in the two glasses. The result
is the same, the tequila is excellent and the couple
drink until the sun comes up.
Finally Friday night comes and the man comes home
and tells his wife, "Consuelo grab one glass from the
cupboard and we will drink tequila."
His wife gets the glass from the cupboard and sets it
on the table.
The man begins to piss in the glass and when he
fills it his wife asks him, "But Pancho, why do we
need only one glass?"
Pancho raised the glass and says, "Because tonight my
love, you drink from the bottle!!"