ME BIGGD01
09-21-2007, 12:42 PM
A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a
Virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.
On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her
Husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries
To be reassuring.
'My darring,' He whispers, 'I know dis you firss time and you berry frighten. I
Pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you
Want. You juss ask. Whatchu want?' he says, trying to sound experienced and
Worldly, which he hopes will impress her. A thoughtful silence follows and
He waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually shyly
Whispers back, 'I want to try someting I have heard about from ohter girls..
Numbaa 69.' More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a
puzzled tone he asks her...
You want... Garlic Chicken with snow peas?'
Virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.
On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her
Husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries
To be reassuring.
'My darring,' He whispers, 'I know dis you firss time and you berry frighten. I
Pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you
Want. You juss ask. Whatchu want?' he says, trying to sound experienced and
Worldly, which he hopes will impress her. A thoughtful silence follows and
He waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually shyly
Whispers back, 'I want to try someting I have heard about from ohter girls..
Numbaa 69.' More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a
puzzled tone he asks her...
You want... Garlic Chicken with snow peas?'