SHOTGUNmaniac
10-25-2007, 02:00 AM
A horny homosexual, named Bob, happens upon a whino passed out in an alley. Bob thinks for a minute and then decides, why not and proceeds to nail him in the butt. Being a generous man Bob leaves the whino some money.
In the morning the whino wakes up, finds the money and heads to the closest liquor store, enters and says "Give me as much wine as I can get for this." He returns to the alley, drinks the wine and again passes out.
Bob, back again, finds the whino passed out and proceeds to do his business, again leaving some money. The next morning the whino wakes up, finds the money, buys more wine and passes out.
Bob, returns again but this time brings several friends who all proceed to have their turn with the whino and all leave money.
The whino wakes up, finds all the money, goes to the liquor store, walks in and says "Gimmee the best ya got, that cheap shit is tearin' my ass apart!"
In the morning the whino wakes up, finds the money and heads to the closest liquor store, enters and says "Give me as much wine as I can get for this." He returns to the alley, drinks the wine and again passes out.
Bob, back again, finds the whino passed out and proceeds to do his business, again leaving some money. The next morning the whino wakes up, finds the money, buys more wine and passes out.
Bob, returns again but this time brings several friends who all proceed to have their turn with the whino and all leave money.
The whino wakes up, finds all the money, goes to the liquor store, walks in and says "Gimmee the best ya got, that cheap shit is tearin' my ass apart!"