Die Hard
12-01-2007, 11:24 PM
Two Irish engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking Up.
A blonde walked by and asks what they are doing.
Paddy said: "We're supposed to find the height of this flagpole, but we don't have a ladder"
The blonde took a spanner from her handbag, loosened a few bolts and Laid The flagpole down. She then pulled a tape measure from her pocket, took a few Measurements and Announced that It was eighteen feet and six inches.
She then walked off.
Mick said: "Ain't that just like a blonde! We need the height and she gives us the length"
A blonde walked by and asks what they are doing.
Paddy said: "We're supposed to find the height of this flagpole, but we don't have a ladder"
The blonde took a spanner from her handbag, loosened a few bolts and Laid The flagpole down. She then pulled a tape measure from her pocket, took a few Measurements and Announced that It was eighteen feet and six inches.
She then walked off.
Mick said: "Ain't that just like a blonde! We need the height and she gives us the length"