Die Hard
12-01-2007, 11:26 PM
A little girl goes to a pet shop and asks, "excuthe me do you have any
widdle wabbits?"
The shopkeeper's heart melts; he gets down on his knees so that he is on
her level and says "do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft fwuffy
bwack wabbit, or one like that widdle bwown one over there?"
The little girl blushes, rocks back on her heels, puts her hands on her
knees, leans forward and whispers, " I don't wealy fink my anaconda gives a phuc." :D
widdle wabbits?"
The shopkeeper's heart melts; he gets down on his knees so that he is on
her level and says "do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft fwuffy
bwack wabbit, or one like that widdle bwown one over there?"
The little girl blushes, rocks back on her heels, puts her hands on her
knees, leans forward and whispers, " I don't wealy fink my anaconda gives a phuc." :D