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EricC
09-04-2008, 07:31 PM
I got two weird messages from my girlfriend last weekend. One saying we were on break and then one a couple hours later saying we were back togther. I didn't think anything of it until I heard indirectly she gave some guy head over the weekend. I was really pissed but then she said "check your messages." Now I think she might have done it when we were technically on break so that's not cheating. I guess maybe I was just over reacting a little; I gave her some flowers to make up for yelling at her but she still isn't returning my calls. Was I too harsh or do I have a right to be mad?
Mr Clean
09-04-2008, 07:42 PM
You're an attention whore, so you two make a pretty good couple.
BobtheCkroach
09-04-2008, 08:30 PM
As I recall, we've already decided that you're only her "mental boyfriend", so I don't think constitutes cheating, with or without the messages. At least, not on you. You might want to inform her physical boyfriend, though, if she still has one.

:rolleyes:
OUTLAWS WHOCARES
09-04-2008, 08:46 PM
You're an attention whore, so you two make a pretty good couple.

OK Thats so damn funny it caused the Coke I am drinking to come out of my nose.
Mad Fox
09-04-2008, 11:18 PM
dude find something else to worry about
NightBreed
09-05-2008, 12:20 AM
I wouldn't kiss her on the lips for a while...


just sayin...
EXEcution
09-05-2008, 02:38 AM
For the last time go suck on the tailpipe of your oil-less car.
Pure_Evil
09-05-2008, 03:39 AM
I saw EricC's girlfriend on the beach last weekend :rolleyes:

http://members.cox.net/pure_e/attention.jpg
SASQUATCH
09-05-2008, 05:25 AM
I didn't think anything of it until I heard indirectly she gave some guy head over the weekend.

A little mouth wash and she is good to go again. :woohoo:
PJ'l_Master
09-05-2008, 09:30 AM
I saw EricC's girlfriend on the beach last weekend :rolleyes:

http://members.cox.net/pure_e/attention.jpg


HAHAHAHA, pure, you're a genius!
Pure_Evil
09-05-2008, 01:42 PM
A little mouth wash and she is good to go again. :woohoo:

That cracked me up!
Make sure she gargles too :dunno:
Sepra
09-05-2008, 02:56 PM
That cracked me up!
Make sure she gargles too :dunno:

Maybe she's a spitter. Did you ever think of that? No, you didn't!
He Is Legend
09-05-2008, 03:22 PM
For the last time go suck on the tailpipe of your oil-less car.

lame
JIMINATOR
09-05-2008, 05:41 PM
now be nice to eric, it takes a lot of searching to find such shocking and amusing topics to generate silly conversations. His next topic will be "Am I still gay if I didn't really enjoy it?"
Death Engineer
09-05-2008, 05:45 PM
Maybe she's a spitter. Did you ever think of that? No, you didn't!

For some reason the word asparagus just keeps coming to mind...
He Is Legend
09-05-2008, 05:53 PM
If you look into his profile you might be able to see THE MAN BEHIND THE STORIES.
EXEcution
09-05-2008, 05:55 PM
If you look into his profile you might be able to see THE MAN BEHIND THE STORIES.

even lamer
FUS1ON
09-05-2008, 06:42 PM
I think these threads are kind of interesting, at least they up you all's post count
OUTLAWS WHOCARES
09-05-2008, 07:04 PM
Maybe she's a spitter. Did you ever think of that? No, you didn't!



:rofl: :rofl:
MORGANA
09-05-2008, 08:24 PM
I got two weird messages from my girlfriend last weekend. One saying we were on break and then one a couple hours later saying we were back togther. I didn't think anything of it until I heard indirectly she gave some guy head over the weekend. I was really pissed but then she said "check your messages." Now I think she might have done it when we were technically on break so that's not cheating. I guess maybe I was just over reacting a little; I gave her some flowers to make up for yelling at her but she still isn't returning my calls. Was I too harsh or do I have a right to be mad?


nah you are not too harsh, she cheating...;)
Mr Clean
09-05-2008, 08:36 PM
I wouldn't kiss her on the lips for a while...


just sayin...

ROFL!
Mr Clean
09-05-2008, 08:38 PM
Maybe she's a spitter. Did you ever think of that? No, you didn't!

There's a question begging to be asked here...
JIMINATOR
09-06-2008, 04:16 AM
eric, you ever notice her to be a little extra creamy some nights when you go down on her?
Sirc
09-06-2008, 06:11 PM
I think these threads are kind of interesting, at least they up you all's post count

Agreed. A little absurdity is good, and yet again one of EricC's posts has spawned hilarious replies. :D
He Is Legend
09-07-2008, 11:19 PM
even lamer

How is a fact lame?
/fail
EXEcution
09-08-2008, 12:38 AM
How is a fact lame?
/fail

They way you said it was kinda lame. Sorry.
He Is Legend
09-08-2008, 12:46 AM
They way you said it was kinda lame. Sorry.

I think you mixed up your definition of lame with SUPER AWESOME
EXEcution
09-08-2008, 01:26 AM
I think you mixed up your definition of lame with SUPER AWESOME

http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/DwightSchrutte/WHOS_AWESOME.jpg
He Is Legend
09-08-2008, 05:28 AM
http://i34.tinypic.com/11azsjk.jpg
EXEcution
09-08-2008, 02:28 PM
http://i34.tinypic.com/11azsjk.jpg

So I hear you liek mudkipz?