Drunken Warrior
02-28-2003, 12:26 PM
Bumper Stickers for Ladies :jammin:
Behind every successful woman is herself.
Ginger Rogers did everything Fred
Astaire did, but she did it backwards
and in high heels.
A woman is like a teabag...you don't
know how strong she is until you put
her in hot water.
I have yet to hear a man ask for
advice on how to combine marriage
and a career.
SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME.
GOD MADE US SISTERS, PROZAC
MADE US FRIENDS.
COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN . SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH.
DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN.
I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I
HAVE A GUN.
WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE
AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT.
OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...
I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.
DO NOT START WITH ME.
YOU WILL NOT WIN.
ALL STRESSED OUT AND
NO ONE TO CHOKE.
I CAN BE ONE OF THOSE
BAD THINGS THAT HAPPENS TO
BAD PEOPLE.
HOW CAN I MISS YOU
IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?
DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING
OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE
BODIES.
And my favorite!
IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED,
SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN.
Behind every successful woman is herself.
Ginger Rogers did everything Fred
Astaire did, but she did it backwards
and in high heels.
A woman is like a teabag...you don't
know how strong she is until you put
her in hot water.
I have yet to hear a man ask for
advice on how to combine marriage
and a career.
SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME.
GOD MADE US SISTERS, PROZAC
MADE US FRIENDS.
COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN . SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH.
DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN.
I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I
HAVE A GUN.
WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE
AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT.
OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...
I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.
DO NOT START WITH ME.
YOU WILL NOT WIN.
ALL STRESSED OUT AND
NO ONE TO CHOKE.
I CAN BE ONE OF THOSE
BAD THINGS THAT HAPPENS TO
BAD PEOPLE.
HOW CAN I MISS YOU
IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?
DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING
OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE
BODIES.
And my favorite!
IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED,
SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN.