Sepra
03-02-2003, 04:36 PM
Two blondes decided to rob a bank together. The first blonde, Judy plans
the robbery and goes over the plan with the second blonde, Buffie, in
great detail.
The robbery begins. Judy drives up in front of the bank, stops the car and
says to Buffie, "I want to make absolutely sure you understand the plan.
You are supposed to be in and out of the bank in no more than three
minutes with the cash. Do you understand the plan?"
"Perfectly," said Buffie.
Buffie goes in the bank while Judy waits in the getaway car.
One minute passes . . . Two minutes pass . . . Seven minutes pass . . .
and Judy is really stressing out.
Finally, the bank doors burst open! And here comes Buffie. She's got a
safe wrapped up in rope and is dragging it to the car. About the time she
gets the safe in the trunk of the car, the bank doors burst open again as
the security guard comes running out with his pants and underwear down
around his ankles.
As the gals are getting away, Judy says "You are such a blonde! I thought
you understood the plan!"
Buffie said, "I did . . . I did exactly what you said!"
"No, you idiot," said Judy. "I said tie up the GUARD and blow the SAFE!"
the robbery and goes over the plan with the second blonde, Buffie, in
great detail.
The robbery begins. Judy drives up in front of the bank, stops the car and
says to Buffie, "I want to make absolutely sure you understand the plan.
You are supposed to be in and out of the bank in no more than three
minutes with the cash. Do you understand the plan?"
"Perfectly," said Buffie.
Buffie goes in the bank while Judy waits in the getaway car.
One minute passes . . . Two minutes pass . . . Seven minutes pass . . .
and Judy is really stressing out.
Finally, the bank doors burst open! And here comes Buffie. She's got a
safe wrapped up in rope and is dragging it to the car. About the time she
gets the safe in the trunk of the car, the bank doors burst open again as
the security guard comes running out with his pants and underwear down
around his ankles.
As the gals are getting away, Judy says "You are such a blonde! I thought
you understood the plan!"
Buffie said, "I did . . . I did exactly what you said!"
"No, you idiot," said Judy. "I said tie up the GUARD and blow the SAFE!"