Sauron
03-04-2003, 05:40 PM
"1. Phone NASA. Their Phone number is (713) 483-3111. Explain that it's very important that you get away as soon as possible.
2.If they do not cooperate, phone any friend you may have in the White House - (202) 456 - 1414 - to have a word on your behalf with the guys at NASA
3. If u don't have any friends in the White House, phone the Kremlin(ask overseas operator for 0107-095-295-9051). They don't have any friends there either (at least none to speak of), but they do seem to have a little influence, so u may as well try.
4.If that also fails, phone the Pope for guidance. his telephone number is 011-39-6-6982, and i gather his switchboard is infallible.
5. If all these attempts fail, flag down a passing by flying saucer and explain that it's vitally improtant you get away before phone bill arrives."
by Douglas Adams !
taken out of the book "The Ultimate Hitchhiker's guide to Galaxy"
2.If they do not cooperate, phone any friend you may have in the White House - (202) 456 - 1414 - to have a word on your behalf with the guys at NASA
3. If u don't have any friends in the White House, phone the Kremlin(ask overseas operator for 0107-095-295-9051). They don't have any friends there either (at least none to speak of), but they do seem to have a little influence, so u may as well try.
4.If that also fails, phone the Pope for guidance. his telephone number is 011-39-6-6982, and i gather his switchboard is infallible.
5. If all these attempts fail, flag down a passing by flying saucer and explain that it's vitally improtant you get away before phone bill arrives."
by Douglas Adams !
taken out of the book "The Ultimate Hitchhiker's guide to Galaxy"