The following is to be sung to the Diddley Bow melody...
Here come the 30-pack belly fats!
Comon now!
Tear the top offa 30 pack
On the side a your chair you can set the stack
Well get two games and good headset
Hookup the wires and be ready for debt
Comon now!
Got kids to support - it could go wrong
But go ahead and take another hit of that bong
You may smell kinda funky - can't care about that
Your on your way to belly fats!
Belly fats, belly fats all the time
Shows you been haven a real good time
Oh Belly fats, belly fats all the time
Shows you've become a big fat swine
Get something to eat!
Ca-runch! ca-runch! ca-runch!
With a big bag of Cheetos you can't go wrong
So go ahead an eatem they'll make you strong
Ca-runch! ca-runch!
Smellin really funky, everybody knows that!
Ya got yourself the belly fats!
Yeah angryman!
If ya want a big belly as fat as mine
Ya gonna need some cases and a bunch of time
Keep filling it up and ignore the rats
You got yourself the belly fats!
Belly fats, belly fats all the time
Shows you been haven a real good time
Belly fats, belly fats all the time
Shows you've become a big fat swine
Oh belly fats, belly fats!
Oh belly fats, belly fats!
Oh belly fats, belly fats!
Oh belly fats, belly fats!
Oh belly fats!
Oh belly fats!
Oh belly fats!
Oh belly fats!
Oh belly fats!
Oh belly fats!
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