Post your random quotes

[SIFI]

Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence. (A life sentence!)

One in every four Americans has some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, than its you.

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a stinkin' fool about it.

"Although in public I refer to him as Mr. Vice President, in private I call him George... When I talked to him on



---Dan Quayle quotes

"I love California; I practically grew up in Phoenix."

the phone yesterday. I called him George rather than Mr. Vice President. But, in public, it's Mr. Vice President, because that's who he is."

If we do not succeed, we run the risk of failure. --Vice President Dan Quayle

We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world.

It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.

[BOSTON SHOCKER]

Cornfed - Easy Duckman, I know over two hundered ways to kill a man.
Sherry - You could glue an open jar of rats to his face, then blow
torch the other side of the jar so the rats have to eat
their way out through his face.
Cornfed - Two hundered one




Duckman - She's hideous! She's got a face that would scatter a leper
colony. You gotta look at her through a box with a little
hole in it.


Ajax - Is it possible to love a sandwich so much you don't want to
eat it, cause then it'll be gone?

Duckman - Hummana Hummana Howwa
Cornfed - Either you're babbling, or you just told me in Cherokee
that my scrotum was many colored.


Bob - Your job is just to sort the mail. If you can hold on to it...
Cornfed - Got any napkins?
Bob - NAPKINS! That's brilliant.


Duckman - Flaming this, blend & brew that, What ever happened to the
manly drinks? The kind that made you go blind, puke till
you drop, then wake up three days later married to the
daughter of some overly protective father who would pay
you to get it annuled.




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those are my fav quotes

[FUS1ON]

Don't give up, don't ever give up! - Jimmy Valvano

What lies behind us and what lies before us
are small matter compared to what lies
within us - Ralph Waldo Emerson


You make more friends by becoming interested in other people than
by trying to interest other people in yourself - Dale Carnegie


Leadership is the ability to get people to
do what they don't want to do and like it - Harry Truman


Anyone who angers you conquers you - Sister Kenny


Even on the most exalted throne in the world,
you are only sitting on your own bottom - Montaigne


The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. - Dolly Parton

Great works are performed not by strength but by perserverance. - Samuel Johnson

Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - John Wooden

When one door of happiness closes, another opens;
but often we look so long at the closed door that
we do not see the one which has opened for us - Helen Keller

In order to discover new lands, one must be willing to lose sight of the shore
for a very long time. - Anonymous

People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I don't
believe in circumstances. The people who get on in this world are the people
who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and, if they can't find
them, make them. - George Bernard Shaw, "Mrs. Warren's Profession," 1893

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. -Unknown

[Dangerous Dan]

As a wise sea capitan once said: "Yar, there be many a fish in the sea, but alas, none compare to the legendary whale: Blow Hole"

[Sepra]

Charles Dickens
"Have a heart that never hardens, and a temper that never tires,
and a touch that never hurts."


"Spread love everywhere you go: first of all in your own house. Give love to your children, to your wife or husband, to a next door neighbor... Let no one ever come to you without leaving better and happier. Be the living expression of God's kindness; kindness in your face, kindness in your eyes, kindness in your smile, kindness in your warm greeting."
-Mother Theresa

"We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly." -- Anonymous

*My Favorite*

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind;
And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
* William Shakespeare

[Grimmy]

From myself:

WoOTeRs!!

TGIF :drink:

What goes around, comes around, but expect more when it comes from me.

When touching a wire that you don't know has power to it, grab a friend just before you touch it

Is it Friday yet?

Time to go home yet??


And that is all I can think of right now :D

[Sirc]

"Help! I'm shrinking!" - Patrick, from the Spongebob Squarepants show

[Ra\/en]

Follow me to the future's distant shore
Vagary needn't haunt us anymore
And now it's time to set the agenda, learn the past, make it last
Share the wealth, hold your fire, conserve life, make it right
There will be a way
-Bad Religion

[Burn the Witch]

I've got stuff comming out of both ends!

[Snip3r]

Ich rieche wie ein einsamer essender Tiger morgens pisst. Wie geht es Ihnen bin ich groß Sie wie zu hump mein Hund heute wird? OOga booga spiele den ich mit Garn Bällen während Rasieren spielende Stammesmusik meines Kopfs. Seien Sie warum diese Frau, die an mir starrt, ich bin ungefähr, sie im Gesicht zu stanzen, und esse ihre Babys. Ich werde so, niemand auf meiner Kumpel Liste und jetzt gleich gebohrt ist, die ich etwas. hump muß. Essen Sie bitte vielen Dank Babys Beine Datenbankscheibe.

[Dan2]

Appearances to the mind are of four kinds. Things either are what they appear to be; or they neither are, nor appear to be; or they are, and do not appear to be; or they are not, and yet appear to be. Rightly to aim in all these cases is the wise man’s task.- Epictetus

[Pure_Evil]

Sucks to be you!

How does it feel to want?

If you only knew half of what you thought you knew, you'd be twice as smart as you really are! :unsure:

[Elessar]

"Pope Innocent III In 1210 AD. Neca eos omnes. Deus suos agnoset---(Kill them all. God will know His own.) "

[Morpheus]

"Get yo' ass ova here Baldy" - Pure Evil


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[Drunken Warrior]

When you assume you make an "ass" out of "u" and "me". Felix Unger

[Morpheus]

Originally posted by Drunken Warrior@Mar 15 2003, 02:59 PM
When you assume you make an "ass" out of "u" and "me". Felix Unger
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