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Bingo
03-15-2003, 11:04 PM
Once upon a time (allegedly) in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both were blind from birth.

One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit.

"Oh, my," said the bunny, "I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you.
I've been blind since birth, so I can't see where I'm going. In fact, since I'm also an orphan, I don't even know what I am."

"It's quite OK," replied the snake. "Actually, my story is much the same as yours. I too have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother.
Tell you what, maybe I could slither all over you and work out what you are, so at least you'll have that going for you."

"Oh, that would be wonderful" replied the bunny. So the snake slithered all over the bunny and said, "Well, you're covered with soft fur; you have really long ears; your nose twitches; and you have a soft cottony tail.
I'd say that you must be a bunny rabbit."

"Oh thank you! Thank you," cried the bunny, in obvious excitement.
The bunny suggested to the snake, "Maybe I could feel you all over with my paw, and help you the same way that you've helped me."

So the bunny felt the snake all over and remarked, "Well, you're smooth and slippery and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls. So, I'd say you must be French."



Bingo
"And why is it no one yet has ever said 'Hey Bingo, thanks for consistently providing 20 or so of my frags per game!' "
OUTLAWS CHICO
03-16-2003, 01:57 AM
:thumbs: .Thanks BINGO for the frags lol. From now on try and make them easier to come by ok.
OUTLAWS high ping camper
03-16-2003, 02:35 AM
Good one Bingo! :thumbs:
Dangerous Dan
03-16-2003, 03:03 AM
lol :rofl:
Sirc
03-16-2003, 03:13 AM
:lol:

I'll take a cheeseburger and an order of freedom fries please! :drink:
Aries
03-16-2003, 03:44 AM
Originally posted by OUTLAWS Sirc@Mar 16 2003, 03:13 AM
:lol:

I'll take a cheeseburger and an order of freedom fries please! :drink:
They are Belgian Fries anyway (belgian invention) :oooo:
Sirc
03-16-2003, 03:46 AM
Originally posted by Aries+Mar 15 2003, 10:44 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Aries @ Mar 15 2003, 10:44 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--OUTLAWS Sirc@Mar 16 2003, 03:13 AM
:lol:

I&#39;ll take a cheeseburger and an order of freedom fries please&#33;&nbsp; :drink:
They are Belgian Fries anyway (belgian invention) :oooo: [/b][/quote]
Really? I didn&#39;t know that. How did the French get the credit for it then? :hmmm:
OUTLAWS The Machine
03-16-2003, 03:49 AM
:rofl: nice1 Bingo&#33;
OUTLAWS Spike
03-16-2003, 03:58 AM
Originally posted by OUTLAWS Sirc@Mar 15 2003, 09:46 PM
How did the French get the credit for it then? :hmmm:
They had to take credit for winning something silly&#33;&#33; :P
OUTLAWS CHICO
03-16-2003, 03:59 AM
It&#39;s true they were started by BELGAIN and then america changed them from french fries to freedom fries. Maybe Belgain don&#39;t want the credit for them ?
Aries
03-16-2003, 04:00 AM
Originally posted by OUTLAWS Sirc+Mar 16 2003, 03:46 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (OUTLAWS Sirc @ Mar 16 2003, 03:46 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by -Aries@Mar 15 2003, 10:44 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--OUTLAWS Sirc@Mar 16 2003, 03:13 AM
:lol:

I&#39;ll take a cheeseburger and an order of freedom fries please&#33;*&nbsp; :drink:
They are Belgian Fries anyway (belgian invention) :oooo:
Really? I didn&#39;t know that. How did the French get the credit for it then? :hmmm: [/b][/quote]
They steals it :rolleyes:









btw Nice one Bingo :rofl:
Aries
03-16-2003, 04:03 AM
Originally posted by OUTLAWS CHICO@Mar 16 2003, 03:59 AM
It&#39;s true they were started by BELGAIN and then america changed them from french fries to freedom fries. Maybe Belgain don&#39;t want the credit for them ?
We don&#39;t want the credit for each type of &#39;french fries&#39; that is around...



only in Belgium you&#39;ll find the excellent quality of Belgian fries :oooo:
(or only in Belgian ex-pat establishments around the globe)


and every home in Belgium knows how to prepare them :jammin:
Sirc
03-16-2003, 04:24 AM
Steak fries are ours&#33; :wootrock: :P
Mr Clean
03-17-2003, 03:54 AM
:lol:
Scorch
03-17-2003, 03:56 PM
:rofl:
OUTLAWS high ping camper
03-18-2003, 03:54 AM
Originally posted by OUTLAWS Sirc+Mar 15 2003, 07:46 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (OUTLAWS Sirc @ Mar 15 2003, 07:46 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by -Aries@Mar 15 2003, 10:44 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--OUTLAWS Sirc@Mar 16 2003, 03:13 AM
:lol:

I&#39;ll take a cheeseburger and an order of freedom fries please&#33;*&nbsp; :drink:
They are Belgian Fries anyway (belgian invention) :oooo:
Really? I didn&#39;t know that. How did the French get the credit for it then? :hmmm: [/b][/quote]
French is a reference to the "stlyle" in which the potatoes are cut.

Please go to the back of the classroom.
Morpheus
03-19-2003, 01:29 AM
Originally posted by OUTLAWS high ping camper@Mar 17 2003, 10:54 PM
Please go to the back of the classroom.
Don&#39;t remind me. Detentoin for three days. :angel:
Phil
03-21-2003, 01:26 PM
Originally posted by Scorch@Mar 17 2003, 03:56 PM
:rofl: Ahahttp://members.lycos.co.uk/lunyfam/forum/html/emoticons/vb_love.gifhttp://members.lycos.co.uk/lunyfam/forum/html/emoticons/vb_flirt.gifhttp://members.lycos.co.uk/lunyfam/forum/html/emoticons/icon_gay.gifhttp://members.lycos.co.uk/lunyfam/forum/html/emoticons/vb_drunk.gifhttp://members.lycos.co.uk/lunyfam/forum/html/emoticons/vb_kiss.gif
Scorch
03-21-2003, 04:27 PM
:thumbs: