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V98ci
03-19-2003, 04:24 PM
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Breaking News
PRESIDENT BUSH AGREES TO MORE INSPECTORS

(APUPI) Washington DC Friday, March 7, 2003 8:00 AM
President George Bush has made an announcement that we will not attack Iraq.

The President has announced that as of today, he is agreeing to additional
inspectors to be deployed throughout the country of Iraq. We will be sending

250,000 additional inspectors into Iraq.

The additional inspectors will include:
24,000 members of the 1st Infantry Division
15,000 members of the 101st Airborne Division (Air Assault)
15,000 members of the 82d Airborne Division
More than 5,000 members of the 4th armored division with their "M1-A1
all-terrain vehicles"
Additional U.S. Army personnel, as needed for inspections
A variety of U.S. Air Force personnel for aerial recon missions and other
"surveillance" activities
A significant number of United States Marines to aid with inspections
United States Coast Guard personnel to inspect coastlines
An undisclosed number of Rangers, Green Berets, Navy SEALs, Recon Marines,
Delta Force, and other Special Operations personnel to inspect Iraqi
"hide-aways"
Special air deliveries to aid the inspections will be made by aircraft from
the USS Constellation, USS George Washington, USS Abraham Lincoln and USS
Enterprise.

The President stated: "With these additional inspectors, the inspections
should be completed in a few weeks."

:devil: :drink: :devil: :drink: :devil: :drink:
Gun Element
03-19-2003, 04:27 PM
Well in a way thats good. War=BAD!
(Villains)****Death Sentence****
03-19-2003, 04:28 PM
more efficiently than HansBlix i think.... :rofl:
GreatWhite
03-19-2003, 04:47 PM
:bandhead: :bandhead: :bandhead: Old thread ... now bush wants to attack! :bandhead: :bandhead: :bandhead: :bandhead: :bandhead: :bandhead: :bawling: :bawling: :bawling: :bawling: :bawling:
Dark Reign
03-19-2003, 04:50 PM
Originally posted by Gun Element@Mar 19 2003, 04:27 PM
Well in a way thats good. War=BAD!
Yeah, Bush has agreed tp send in more inspectors. But you know what Gun? He's not because those listed are troops, not inspectors you idiot! :lol:
GreatWhite
03-19-2003, 04:52 PM
Hello! This thread is old! He IS THINKING ABOUT WAR .. - sorry, just thought i'd tell you in a straight manner.. :drink:
Dark Reign
03-19-2003, 04:57 PM
Hello? It's A JOKE THREAD. More inspectors=More troops
Does the 1st Infantry Divison sound like inspectors to you?
V98ci
03-19-2003, 05:03 PM
Originally posted by GreatWhite@Mar 19 2003, 04:52 PM
Hello! This thread is old! He IS THINKING ABOUT WAR .. - sorry, just thought i'd tell you in a straight manner.. :drink:
Greatwhite, sorry if this one went right over your head! :w00t:

All of the "Inspectors" listed are American troops that will be liberating Iraq very shortly. As a side benefit they will be looking for any weapons of mass distruction and destroying them. :jammin: :wootrock:
GreatWhite
03-19-2003, 05:03 PM
Terminathre how do you get this text in your signature to glow yellow and red like that? Text:

"God smites all that are evil, you better watchs out." - Name Protected.

:WTF:
Scorch
03-19-2003, 05:30 PM
:blink:
Fantum309
03-19-2003, 05:49 PM
Originally posted by Gun Element@Mar 19 2003, 11:27 AM
Well in a way thats good. War=BAD!
:rofl: :rofl:
Haze
03-19-2003, 06:30 PM
Originally posted by Dark Reign@Mar 19 2003, 05:57 PM
Hello? It's A JOKE THREAD. More inspectors=More troops
Does the 1st Infantry Divison sound like inspectors to you?
Its not :blink: :rofl:
Dark Reign
03-19-2003, 08:29 PM
Oh, I give up. :rolleyes: :P
Mr Clean
03-19-2003, 08:31 PM
Originally posted by Dark Reign@Mar 19 2003, 02:29 PM
Oh, I give up. :rolleyes: :P
Well, at least something good came out of this thread... :P
Sirc
03-19-2003, 08:49 PM
:lol: This thread is funny as hell! :rofl:
Haze
03-19-2003, 08:50 PM
Originally posted by OUTLAWS Sirc@Mar 19 2003, 09:49 PM
:lol: This thread is funny as hell! :rofl:
Yepa :thumbs: