Jokes !!!

[Nobody]

A husband and wife go off to bed.
As soon as they settle down, the man leans over and whispers softly
"Hey snuggle boopy boops, your little hubby wubby isn't quite ready for nite-nite yet."
The wife takes the hint and says "OK, but I have to use the bathroom first."
So off she goes, but on her way back she trips over a piece of carpet and
lands flat on her face. Her husband jumps up concerned. "Oh my little
hunny bunny, is your nosey-wosey all right?"
No harm is done, so she jumps into bed and they have mad sex for two hours.
Afterwards, the wife goes off to the bathroom again, but on her way
she trips over the same piece of carpet and again lands flat on her face on
the floor. Her husband looks over and grunts, "Clumsy bitch".

[Nobody]

A woman was helping her computer illiterate husband
set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in
the process, told him that he would now need to choose
and enter a password. Something he will use to log on.

The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured
he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his
wife's attention So, when the computer asked him to
enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his
wife that he was keying in , "p..e..n..i..s".
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His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer
replied

****PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH****

[Slice]

Good ones! :rolf:

[OUTLAWS high ping camper]

*In the voice of Oliver Twist : More please....please sir

[FUS1ON]

:rofl: Good ones Nob.

[Outlaws Poison Ivy]

Those are too cute Nobody!! [img:b70818e4d0]http://216.40.249.192/mysmilies/otn/realhappy/xxrotflmao.gif[/img:b70818e4d0]

[Sirc]

LOL! Those are great Nob! And isn't the first one just so true? :D

Of course I would never say something like that. Out loud. :lol:

[OUTLAWS The Machine]

LOL! nice

[FASTway]

:rolf: :rolf: :rolf:


I really like the first one....

[OUTLAWS Tip]

:rolf:

[OUTLAWS CHICO]

:rolf: :rofl:

[OUTLAWS Dixie Chick]

Love those jokes, Nobody! LOL!

[Nobody]

The first one was my favorite too :lol: :lol:

[>VS]

[quote:5e7508dc61="Nobody"]A woman was helping her computer illiterate husband
set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in
the process, told him that he would now need to choose
and enter a password. Something he will use to log on.

The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured
he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his
wife's attention So, when the computer asked him to
enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his
wife that he was keying in , "p..e..n..i..s".
<
>
<
His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer
replied

****PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH****[/quote:5e7508dc61]
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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